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To: longnshort who wrote (8928)6/14/2004 6:48:33 PM
From: Alan Smithee  Respond to of 90947
 
Kerry Names 1969 Version Of Himself As Running Mate

BOSTON—Ending months of speculation, presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry announced Tuesday that he has selected the young, vibrant, recently decorated war hero John Kerry as his running mate.

"In my search for a vice-president, I considered many qualified men and women," Kerry said, announcing his decision at Boston University. "But one man stood apart from the madding crowd as brave, honest, and full of life. One man displayed a true desire to change America for the better—not through political maneuvering, but through hard work. That man was me, 35 years ago." [more]

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Photo, Candidate Kerry with newly-selected "Younger Kerry" as running mate:

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