To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (289652 ) 6/25/2004 1:42:30 AM From: mishedlo Respond to of 436258 The AP announced today an exclusive interview with Bin Laden! Following is the complete text of the interview: AP. Bin Laden, exactly what is happening in Iraq right now? BL. I Can not say for sure because we are not there. It does seems beautiful though. Over 800 US insurgents have been killed and more to come. Hussein has been toppled, praise Allah, and will soon be replaced by an Islamic fundamentalist leader. Two birds killed with one stone and we did not even throw it. AP. What do you mean by that? BL. Two stones? AP. Yes. BL. Laughing. Well you see we wanted Hussein removed but the US did it for us. Over 800 US soldiers killed and Hussein ousted and we had nothing to do with it. Praise Allah. AP. Are you going to attack the US before the election. BL. Heavens no. It might cause Kerry to get elected. We wouldn't want that. AP. You wouldn't. BL. No of course not. Look, Bush is spending the US into economic ruin. He is doing our work for us. Bush removed Hussein for us, and while Bush was sidetracked in Iraq, Iran and North Korea have been suppling us with nuclear technology. AP. You have nuclear technology? Bl. We will not disclose exactly what we have at this point, but we give thanks to Allah. AP. Were you almost captured by the US? BL. Yes indeed. We were surrounded. AP. How did you escape? BL. Well, we thought we were gonners for sure, but all of a sudden Bush pulled out all his troops and attacked Iraq. Praise Allah. It was a miracle. AP. How does it feel to be constantly on the run? BL. It was bad at first, but now no one is close to us. We are relaxing while listening to our favorite TV station. AP. What station is that? BL. Fox News. AP. Fox News? BL. Yes of course. We appreciate humor. It is the best we could find. BTW, my time is running short, we will have to cut this interview off soon. I will take two more questions. AP. Who is your real enemy here and who are your friends? BL. My enemy is the infidels of the world, the United states, Great Britain, Israel, and non-believers like Sadaam Hussein. My friends are my fellow moslem soldiers, Al Qauda, and President bush. AP. President Bush is your friend!? Bl. Of course. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. My enemy is the United States and Hussein. Bush got rid of Hussein for us and Bush is destroying the US and its economy. Praise Allah. AP. There you have it folks an exclusive interview with Bin Laden. Mish