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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Skywatcher who wrote (32771)6/30/2004 6:46:14 PM
From: Ann CorriganRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
Enter Mexico Illegally or What I did on my Summer Vacation

-First you must ignore Mexico's immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

-Once you illegally cross the Mexican border, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

-Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

-Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

-Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal."

-Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

-Speak only English at home, and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

-Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

-Demand a local Mexican driver's license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

-Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen in Mexico or any other country in the world...Except right here in the U.S.
Land of the Naive.

God Bless America--She needs it.

Author unknown 2004
Enter Mexico Illegally