To: American Spirit who wrote (33279 ) 7/3/2004 1:46:14 PM From: Ann Corrigan Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568 RESUME OF JOHN F. KERRY RESIDENCE: Take your pick--5 to 7 different mansions, worth multi-millions. EDUCATION & EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a U. S. Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. Military: I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the U. S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military. College: I graduated from Yale University with a LOW C average. Unlike my counterpart George W. Bush, I have NO HIGHER EDUCATION and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U. S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As U. S. Senator, I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country, but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George W. Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None PERSONAL: I ride a Serotta Bike. My Gulfstream V Jet is called "The Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George W. Bush for the energy problems. PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004