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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (587569)7/4/2004 1:17:40 AM
From: jim-thompson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Getting to know john kerry
posted 03/25/04 (edited Thursday, Mar 25, 2004 09:53)


Polls indicate that, as of March 2004, few voters really know much about john kerry, who, by virtue of his primary votes and personal appearance, is now the presumptive democratic Pallbearer.

A former investigative reporter, I have used my formidable sleuthing skills to unearth little-known personal details about the Pallbearer. Now, as a public service, I share these initial findings.

PORTRAIT OF john kerry,
democraticPALLBEARER

by Robert Bidinotto

Favorite restaurant: Waffle House
Favorite fast food: The Whopper
Favorite footwear: flip-flops
Favorite film: Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo
Favorite song: Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
Favorite line from a film: "We'll always have Paris."
Favorite musical: Hair
Favorite hometown baseball team: the Botox

[P. S. A newly-added piece of information:]

teresa heinz kerry's favorite film: The French Lieutenant's Woman

Copyright 2004 by Robert Bidinotto.

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