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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: longnshort who wrote (10937)7/8/2004 3:02:56 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Kerry:
"I proved my mettle
By tossin' my medal.
My photo with Jane
Turned into a pain.

"I courted a RINO
He just said 'Why no!'
So I went to the foyer
And found a stray lawyer.

"Please be my VEEP!
I won't say a peep.
We'll be in cahoots
You can file all the suits.

"You can be pretty
And I'll be the dickey
Oh please don't be late
It's only for eight.

"Then you get your chance
To make your advance
Just don't forget which
Clinton has the itch.

"All the things I said
When you were ahead
I take 'em all back,
You're not a hack.

"When I said 'neophyte'
I meant 'He will fight.'
And that frivolous suit
Forget it, it's moot.

Well, it ain't poetry, but some of it rhymes.



Courting Edwards
"Such an offer I couldn't refuse,
And so I decided to choose
A man second to me
Who would handle for free
A big class-action suit if we lose."
— F.R. Duplantier