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Politics : WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2004 -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: calgal who wrote (10857)7/9/2004 12:53:02 AM
From: calgal  Respond to of 10965
 
Andy Borowitz




Kerry vows to balance Edwards’ warmth and charm by being frosty and aloof

Barely acknowledges audience in latest appearance

jewishworldreview.com

newsandopinion.com | In the hopes of balancing the Democratic ticket, Sen. John Kerry today vowed that he would be “frostier and more aloof than ever before” to counter the warmth and charm of his vice-presidential running mate, Sen. John Edwards.

“John Edwards really knows how to connect with voters,” Sen. Kerry told reporters. “To have a truly balanced ticket, then, I have to be even more remote and off-putting than I have been to date.”

While some critics questioned whether a warm, engaging candidate really needed to be balanced by a stiff, charmless robot, Mr. Kerry’s new, more-off-putting-than-usual persona was very much on display in a campaign appearance today in Akron, Ohio.



To: calgal who wrote (10857)7/9/2004 12:53:18 AM
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Suzanne Fields



Virility in transition

jewishworldreview.com