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To: altair19 who wrote (35013)7/14/2004 4:37:43 PM
From: Wharf Rat  Respond to of 104181
 
UUUU...
Message 20310371

18181818 (can I say 72?):

A)The obvious happy birthday,and many more

B) Use a designated driver tonight

C)Register and vote

D)Stash some gold in Canada

E)Listen to your old man. You don't have to agree, but listen, because it may prove useful in 20 more years.

F)Work like you don't need the money,love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching.

F 1/2) or at your tender young age, Work like you don't need the money,Dance like nobody is watching,and f*** like you're being filmed! ubb.kissonline.co.uk

Happy Freedom Prison Break Day. Off with their deadheads.
Kermit

PS What kind of harvest did Martha have last year? What is your favorite vintage?



To: altair19 who wrote (35013)7/14/2004 5:31:59 PM
From: elpolvo  Respond to of 104181
 
hey. a very merry birthday to A-18.
rosita's son brian's birthday is today too.
he's somewhere around the same age.

here are some thoughts for them both.
i've left off the author's names so
if they like them they'll have to do
a little searching to see who's words
it is that they admire.

“Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles for they Shall be Known as Wheels.”

“The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

“Things would be so different if they were not as they are.”

“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”

"Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.”

“Never pass a snow plow on the right.”

“Anyone can become angry. That’s easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.”

“Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.”

“Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you’ll see farther.”

“A good shepherd tells his sheep of green grass, not grey wolves.”

"Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse.”

“I have no country to fight for: my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world.”

“Days are scrolls: write on them only what you want remembered.”

“There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, which demanded that one must grow or else pay more for remaining the same.”



To: altair19 who wrote (35013)7/14/2004 9:20:33 PM
From: Mannie  Respond to of 104181
 
What to tell for A18 on his 21st...hmmm

1.He is a lucky, lucky dude to have A19 as his Pop. Of course he knows that one.

2.Do what you love.

3.Set goals.

4.Listen well.

5.Smile as much as possible

6.Look for the good in everyone and everything.

7.Be Generous.

8.Laugh a lot.

9.Travel the world.

And, don't leave the Vineyard without trying the fruit.



To: altair19 who wrote (35013)7/15/2004 3:14:54 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104181
 
Say hi to A18 and buy him a beer for me. 21 is a good birthday.
He now has an official bar stool placed next to yours.

You can tell him I've been working on a new list.

This one is my most recent collection of phrases for Passing Gas.

1. Cutting the Gorganzola

2. Trouser Coughing

3. The Blaring Rump Trumpet

4. Gravy Flavored Tie Dyed Underpants

5. Apollo Moon Launch Test Firing

6. Turd Honking

7. Mud Duck

8. Panty Burps

9. Pant Stainers

10. K-Fart

11. Crack Splitters

12. Turd Tooties

13. Anal Audio Adjustments

14. Great Brown Cloud

15. Exercising the meat nozzle

16. The Bad-AirRaid Warning Horn

17. Fermented Beef Strogenoff Filter

18. Playing the Hiney Kazoo

19. John Philip's Sousa

20. Bunson's Burner

21. Hootie's Blowfish

That's about all I can think of at this late hour.
Can anyone add to my collection?

-TootaLou



To: altair19 who wrote (35013)7/16/2004 9:15:05 AM
From: Dalin  Respond to of 104181
 
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

I'm always late .......

1 piece o wisdom:

"Don't sweat the small stuff.....and it's ALL small stuff!"

:o)

Ramblin