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Politics : Bush-The Mastermind behind 9/11? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (7368)7/16/2004 2:07:51 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20039
 
Things you have to believe to be a Republican
today:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy

made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy

when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with

China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without

regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches

while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care

to all Americans is socialism. And apparently impossible.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is

solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George

Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for

your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can

tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what

Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other people,

we're likely to be stuck with Bush for four more years.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.