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To: Ditchdigger who wrote (5494)7/23/2004 5:36:43 AM
From: Ditchdigger  Respond to of 23958
 
FWIW,already placed an order to add to my UOPIX position at the close, talk about being decisive <LOL>..did I mention I finally found the ashtray in the new truck? It's about the size of a matchbox<g> Since it is a reg. cab, one would think they could have eliminated one of the 4 cupholders(2 cupholders /person) and enlarged the ashtray size...I know, I know, I shouldn't be smoking anyways..But since I live in the Republic of Vermont, I still do have some rights left..Who knows, even here, someday I might not be able to smoke in public, but of course will still be able to carry a sidearm in public, as long as it's visible<vbg>...I'll probably get nailed with a concealed pack of Camels violation<lol>..Hopefully those liberal Mass. bastards will stick to their side of the Conneticut river border...he,he,he...hi,ho,hi,ho it's off to work I go

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners? Read the following:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question. Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911?Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican Answer: BANG!

Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click….(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.