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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Ish who wrote (595093)7/25/2004 5:02:04 PM
From: CYBERKEN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Do you suppose CNN, CBS, NBC, and ABC already have their anchors practicing looking blown away and telling Potemkin cameras "How Kerry has definitely made his COMEBACK with his HISTORICAL and DEVASTATING speech tonight!!!"?

Even ANOTHER coat of paint on Judy Woodruff for the BIG PUSH Thursday night? She'll need a neck brace to hold up all that make-up...



To: Ish who wrote (595093)7/25/2004 5:03:14 PM
From: CYBERKEN  Respond to of 769670
 
Some day they'll just set the make-up in Woodruff's chair, and loop in the words...



To: Ish who wrote (595093)7/25/2004 5:21:15 PM
From: CYBERKEN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
An innovative Thursday night at the National Wellstone Funeral for CNN?::::

We have a special exclusive for BOTH CNN viewers tonight: Fiber optic camera/microphones can get in the back of the convention, and show us, unseen by the participants, how PRESIDENTS ARE MADE. Let's listen in to a MAJOR strategy session between the living god, John Kerry, and his John the Baptist, Terry McAuliffe, as they discuss what is obviously clean up chores before the Kerry inauguration:

Godammit Terry! Every time I try to get some traction you open your big, FAT mouth and hand the media some BULLSHIT about Bush's military record or "Halliburton." Do me a SMALL favor, TERRY. We've only got two months left, just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Ha, ha! OK, Mr. BIG TIME "principle" go ahead and vent, you cockroach. I've been talking to BOTH my bosses, and they want me to keep the "cause" going. And it AIN'T YOUR cause they're talking about, pal. Your a MARKER, sonny. We are REQUIRED to field a candidate-even with NO CHANCE, like this year-so YOU get the free ride. In two months you can go back to your stupid little Senate and my two bosses will be in to pick up the pieces and get themselves back to the White House in '08. So-and this is from all three of us-DON'T BORE ME!

Now go make your silly little speech and try not to shi...[fade to black-back to Judy]

Er, uh, (gasp, choke), well, Bill wh-what do the latest POLLS say about this race. What's it gonna take for US to WIN this thing?

Well, Judy, the polls say Kerry/Edwards/Moore/Goldberg ALL THE WAY. They also say our checks are clearing just FINE, Judy. So that's the latest form the National Wellstone Funeral...