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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: JakeStraw who wrote (595394)7/26/2004 4:31:13 PM
From: Tom Clarke  Respond to of 769667
 
John Kerry courts the southern vote

winch salesman: “...Now this’n here’s a Warn electric, the best you can buy, in my opinion—spring-loaded control switches, 4 Solenoids for emergency back up, Planetary gears, 12’ remote, color-coded cables… You’ll get a really smooth line pull with this particular model, which uses a 4 Roller Fairlead and comes complete with 125’ of cable --”

Kerry: “-- Yeah yeah yeah, cables, roller thingies, whatever. What I need to know is, does it come in red white and blue?”

winch salesman: “Well, I suppose you can have somebody paint it --”

Kerry: “-- Come to think of it, maybe I should just buy one of those ‘Dukes of Hazard’ cars instead. Rednecks really love that show. Tell me, is there, like, a store for those, do you know...?”

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