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Politics : Discuss the candidates honestly. -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Carolyn who wrote (2579)7/27/2004 10:31:51 AM
From: Carolyn  Respond to of 4965
 
And another:

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:=20

Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense
bill
in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire
hydrant
which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering my
neighbors in the event of fire.

MILITARY:=20

I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
military
and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then
returned
to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted
returning
Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
killers.
I
threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book;
Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly
feel
about the military. I deplore the military!

COLLEGE:=20

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart
George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to
Harvard
nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:=20

I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real
world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and
running
HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:=20

As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
failed
to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus
gutting
our
country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War,
now
I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for
every
liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but
I
intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he
will
never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have
never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth
in
excess of $700 million.=20

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in
places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper
cost
of labor in those Countries, although blame George Bush for sending
all
of
the jobs out of Country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy
and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None.

PERSONAL

I ride a Serotta Bike.

My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht
the "Scarmouche."

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and
blame
George Bush for the energy problems.