SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12445)7/29/2004 12:24:53 PM
From: longnshort  Respond to of 90947
 
Kerry Dropped from Convention Speaker List

In an effort to halt his decline in the polls, presumptive Democrat presidential nominee John Forbes Kerry has been dropped from the speaker list at the Democrat National Convention.

"We can't afford to let 30 million Americans actually see and hear John Kerry speak on primetime television," said an unnamed DNC official. "His recent increase in public appearances has dragged his polling numbers down far enough. We're dropping him to stop the bleeding."

The polls show that Americans have doubts about John Forbes Kerry's positions on the issues and don't realize that he has served in the U.S. Senate for 16 years, as an actual senator.

"Most people think that he's still overseas, fighting in Vietnam," the anonymous DNC source said. "The goal of the Democrat Convention is to tell the John Kerry story in the third-person. People love the Clintons, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Michael Moore. We're putting them front-and-center to talk about Kerry so that their mojo will migrate to the nominee."



To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12445)7/29/2004 12:31:58 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Respond to of 90947
 
<<Said there is nothing like crawling around on his belly with his trusty double barrel chasing deer>>

ROFLMAO



To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12445)7/29/2004 12:52:45 PM
From: Alan Smithee  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Well, I guess his comment could have been worse.

He could have said he likes Phesant hunting, what with sitting up in a tree stand with a 30-06, waiting for a pheasant to walk by.



To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12445)7/29/2004 1:54:47 PM
From: MulhollandDrive  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90947
 
Did you see the Kerry comment when he was here in WI. He was asked what type of hunting was his favorite. Now keep in mind 90+% of the people in this area are deer hunters. It's almost a state holiday. Anyhow the lying sack of shit said that he would go with deer hunting (Note again that this almost a holiday in WI). Said there is nothing like crawling around on his belly with his trusty double barrel chasing deer.

shot gun in the one hand, 8mm in the other<g>



To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12445)7/30/2004 1:47:45 AM
From: American Spirit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Kerry is a good strong honest man. Support him, don't fight against him. We need Kerry now.