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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13542)8/13/2004 12:12:27 PM
From: Alan Smithee  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest
-Christmas '68-

The fog was thick as pea soup as we made our way across the border, but it muffled the sounds of the boat as we entered Cambodia. That was good, because our business there was anything but good.

"I wish you'd take that damn blindfold off." I whispered to the skipper.

"I learned to sail this way, hombre." He replied. His parrot sat silently on his shoulder. The bird spoke three languages but was not using any of them now.

"That bird makes me nervous" told him "if he spouts off in any of those three languages I'll..."

"Four languages." He said, still wearing the blindfold, piloting the river on pure instinct, nerves of steel. "English, French, Italian, and 'bird' - you probably forgot bird." He cut the engine, pulled the mask off. "He's disciplined. He wont squawk. And this is as far as we go. I'm not risking my crew. Or my bird"

"Fair enough, far enough." I said, slipping over the side. Kurtz didn't know it but his time was running short.

"Hey..." the skip whispered as I came up for air, "you forgot your hat."

"Keep it." I said, and pushed for shore.

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The Mudville Gazette is pleased to announce the First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest.



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13542)8/13/2004 3:23:37 PM
From: MrLucky  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90947
 
McGreevy is a self-centered individual who cared about two things: himself and his career. I've heard some people say they feel sorry for him. BS! The sympathy should be for those he literally screwed by his endless lies. Politics is so much crap these days, it's pathetic.



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13542)8/14/2004 8:10:05 AM
From: Tom Clarke  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
And he is aided and abetted by the media, who continue to praise him for his 'courage.' First day stories aren't usually the real story, there are so many shoes still to drop on this one, it's going to sound like Riverdance (to paraphrase a guy on the radio) before it's over.

I'd like to see Mrs. McGreevey break with this sleazeball, take him for all she can get, then write a book about it and make a lot of money...



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13542)8/14/2004 1:00:05 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 90947
 
I saw that performance and grieved for the poor woman. I simply don't understand these men, Clinton, McGreevy and their like, how they can confess their ugly guts like they were saying sorry for a bad word. Unbelievable. Despicable.

cowards, the lot of them



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13542)8/14/2004 5:12:41 PM
From: Bearcatbob  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
RDW, I agree - tell me how Hillary did it?