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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (603536)8/13/2004 2:01:50 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My
Life"
by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and
subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of
seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

courtesy of - - - - -oh I forgot.