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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (13)	8/14/2004 2:17:17 PM
From: Ann Corrigan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 27181

Dave, your post reminds me of the classic lawyer joke: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer lying side by side on the road? Answer: the skid marks in front of the skunk. LOL P.S. I must check out latest posts on your genealogy thread.

To: ManyMoose who wrote (13)	8/14/2004 2:43:42 PM
From: Ann Corrigan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27181

Here's hilarious proof that at least one Democrat does have a sense of humor. That's good to know, since they'll need it on Nov 3: Republican Convention Schedule RNC Schedule 6:00 PM: Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM: Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM: Burning of Constitution (excluding 2nd Amendment) 6:45 PM: Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM: Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment 7:30 PM: First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM: Freedom Fries served 7:40 PM: EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner 8:00 PM: Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM: Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM: John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children 8:30 PM: Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only) 8:50 PM: Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future 9:00 PM: Condi Rice sings the Billie Holiday classic "Can't Help Lovin DatMan" 9:05 PM: Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM: EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:11 PM: Salute to Al Qaeda (without whom we have no purpose) 9:30 PM: break for secret meetings 10:00 PM: Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM: Karl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak and Telling Lies Made Simple 10:30 PM: Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho EvenWhen You Feel Squishy Inside 10:35 PM: Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM: John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt 10:45 PM: Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM: Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM: Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy 11:10 PM: Hillary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM: John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult 11:30 PM: Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM: Blame Clinton 11:40 PM: Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM: Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 PM: Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord ROFL...The 11:10 Hillary Clinton Pinata looks like a "can't miss" event.