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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: redfish who wrote (605503)8/18/2004 1:36:30 PM
From: MKTBUZZ  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Really? Is that a fact? Why would a President need an earpiece?



To: redfish who wrote (605503)8/18/2004 1:38:24 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Respond to of 769670
 
Are Those Classified National Security Documents in Your Pants, or...
07/21/04 WASHINGTON, DC

The FBI has reportedly caught Samuel "Sandy" Berger, former National Security Advisor to Bill Clinton, stealing sensitive classified documents from a government archive crucial to the war on terror.

FBI agent Wanda Mae Westwood apparently cornered Berger after noticing an unusually large bulge in his pants.

"Are those classified national security documents in your pants," Westwood questioned, "or are you just happy to see me?"

Berger is alleged to have stolen dozens of documents vital to the ongoing investigation of the 9/11 attacks, possibly at the behest of former president Clinton, whose handling of the terrorist threat has come under increasing scrutiny.

Preliminary analysis of the stolen documents reveals that they portray Clinton as too preoccupied with the unusually active bulge in his pants to seriously engage in a war on terror.

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