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To: American Spirit who wrote (1402)	8/20/2004 8:58:15 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

Porn Shortage Relieved by Pentagon Releases 05/11/04 WASHINGTON, DC The flagging porn industry in Southern California, brought to a standstill by an AIDS outbreak, has been all but replaced by the steady stream of images and videos spewing from the Pentagon. "At first the military was only penetrating the gay S&M market," said a porn industry insider. "But now that we have video of American soldiers having straight sex with each other and sodomizing Iraqis, America's porn needs are pretty well covered." The makers of the Girls Gone Wild porn series have reportedly begun editing the Pentagon images into a new video, GI's Gone Wild--Spring Break in Baghdad. Meanwhile, conservative apologists continue to minimize the seriousness of the prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib prison. "I don't mean to laugh, or to make my listeners laugh, at the so-called 'atrocities' perpetrated against those Iraqis," talk radio icon Rush Limbaugh insisted before breaking out in a fit of laughter. "Okay, so we are laughing. But we're not laughing at the abused Iraqis, we're laughing with them. "So it's not just the porn industry that's benefiting," Limbaugh concluded. "So are the talk radio and humor industries. Just think of the boon to our economy." An Abu Ghraib episode of America's Funniest Home Videos is reportedly also in the works. ©2004 RealStupidNews.com