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To: American Spirit who wrote (1425)8/20/2004 8:54:44 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 27181
 
Sex Orgy Videos Disgrace US Army--Recruitment Reaches All-time High
05/13/04 WASHINGTON, DC

The Pentagon released more sexually explicit photos and videos today showing American soldiers engaged in a wide variety of sex acts with each other and with male and female Iraqi prisoners.

"I'm disgusted, outraged, and profoundly disturbed," Senator Ted Kennedy declared while fingering a roll of quarters outside the small, dark room set up by Pentagon officials for viewing the pornographic images. "Oddly enough, I also feel a deep sense of deja vu."

"That pyramid of hooded, naked men is the most disgusting and perverted thing I've ever seen," scoffed Representative Barney Frank. "Outside of that gay whorehouse in my DC condo, of course."

"The administration has to be made to take responsibility for this scandal, which has severely damaged the reputation of the nation," Senator Hillary Clinton fumed. "How can anyone let that kind of sexual behavior go on right under their noses?"

Despite the sex scandal, young Americans are flocking to military recruitment centers nationwide to join.

"We can't keep up with all the recruits," complained Sergeant D.P. Slaughter, who heads a recruitment office in Burbank, California.

"They're literally crawling all over each other to get in."

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