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To: Andrew N. Cothran who wrote (61949)	8/20/2004 9:04:35 AM
From: unclewest	Respond to of 793883

I don't know anything about Judicial Watch, but I do like that document and request.

To: Andrew N. Cothran who wrote (61949)	8/20/2004 9:15:29 AM
From: unclewest	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 793883

A little humor from a retired SFer. John Kerry challenges GW to a debate about his military service. He sternly says, "bring it on!" It would be a very short debate. How much can you argue about a 4-month tour in Vietnam? Would he debate all the time spent writing his own citations? Would he display his battle scars? Or would he claim how sissified it is to be in the National Guard? (Don’t go there, John.) John. Good name for that particular seaman. The navy calls it the head. Army says it is a latrine. Some are called port-a-potties. It is also a loo, a WC, an outhouse, two-holer, crapper, slit trench, and several others, but in the long run, it is just a toilet, and my limited experience tells me most stink One exception I recall was the one in my aunt Ruth’s house. I took one look and decided it was too clean to use. John is also a pet name for men who solicit prostitutes. Kerry should take some advice and begin calling himself JK. (That’s the abbreviated form for jerk.) I have a few questions for JK. As president, would he force feed the world ketchup and pickles? Or does his wife need to get rid of her conflicting interest investments? How can we be assured JK will stay in office longer than he stayed with his first wife, Vietnam, the Senate, or the time he spent in the john? If he is elected, will he be the "head" man? Does he have a law degree? (John Lawyer – out house lawyer..."potty mouth") Does he truly believe he is a hero? (Don’t go there either, JK.) I spent more time using a p-38 opening C-Rations than JK spent on that boat. I’ve lost more blood from thorns in the jungle than JK lost from his wounds. I’ve used more ink signing for payroll than JK has consumed navy coffee. But I’m just kidding. When I go to the john, I tell my spouse I need to do a Bill Clinton. Now, there’s a hand to draw. John Kerry, Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy. Throw in Hanoi Jane Fonda and piano-legs Hillary, hope you get the Joker, Oprah Winfrey, and you have a full (out) house in 7-card stupid poker. Beware of sweetening the pot. It might be a port-a-pot. Ah, yes, JK, we comedians will have a field day with you. Bring it on.