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To: American Spirit who wrote (1527)	8/20/2004 11:35:10 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

MOUSE HAS TWO MOMMIES AFTER HOT GIRL/GIRL ACTION IN PETRIE DISH 04/22/04 TOKYO, Japan Scientists from Japan and Korea have successfully created a mouse using genetic material from two female mice, the first time in over 2000 years that a mammal has been born without the aid of a male. While details of the procedure that produced the fatherless mouse have not been released, our RealStupid reporter has learned that it involved placing genetic material from two female mice in a Petrie dish with some wine and then playing a tape loop of Melissa Etheridge music. "Took 457 attempt and 12 Merissa Ethwidge album to pwoduce mouse," explained bio-geneticist Tomohiro Kono at a Tokyo press conference. "Which pwove once again, love don't come easy." Ms. Etheridge, currently living with her second wife and two children produced with the sperm of infamous substance abuser David Crosby, wishes the all-girl procedure had been around seven years ago. "I love both of my children," she insisted, "but they do seem overly attracted to anything related to guns, herb, or alcohol. "And they both hate Neil Young." In honor of the no-male mouse-making, Etheridge is working on a new album, The Crack of Dawn, that will memorialize "the dawn of a new age for womanhood." An animated version of the 1990 book Heather Has Two Mommies is also reportedly in the works. Entitled Stuart Little Has Two Mommies, it will star Stuart, Minnie Mouse, and a brand new Disney character, Saffo Mouse. ©2004 RealStupidNews.com