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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: American Spirit who wrote (1584)8/20/2004 12:38:07 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Respond to of 27181
 
SURVIVOR 04--THE POLL DEEPENS AS KERRY GAINS MO, CLARKE IS OK, JANET'S BOOB DEFEATS KUCINICH
02/04/04 SAINT LOUIS, Missouri

The multi-network mega-reality show Survivor 04--the Poll reached new dramatic heights yesterday as John Kerry won five of seven primaries, building momentum in his bid to represent the Jackass Tribe in their quest to usurp the dominant Mammoth Tribe from Beltway Island. (RealStory @ miamiherald.com)

Kerry's biggest win came in Missouri, where the polls gave him a commanding lead over his Democrat rivals, while Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina) easily won his home state of South Carolina and General Wesley Clark (R-Arkansas) squeaked by in Oklahoma.

Meanwhile, a comic subplot continued to unfold as Congressperson Dennis Kucinich and future hair relaxer spokesman Al Sharpton refused to leave the Island until their already substantial consolation prizes are doubled.

Senator Joe Lieberman, who had garnered less than five percent of the votes cast thus far in Survivor 04--the Poll, was finally booted off the island despite defeating a strong last-minute write-in candidate, "Janet Jackson's boob."

Janet Jackson's boob did, however, defeat Sharpton and Kucinich handily.

©2004 RealStupidNews.com



To: American Spirit who wrote (1584)8/20/2004 12:48:28 PM
From: miraje  Respond to of 27181
 
Kerry is going to lose the election. Get used to it, you blabbering twit. Bowelmoveon.org has been running a series of lying ads trying to cover up Kerry's flip flops on Yucca Mountain and in spite of that, the latest poll aired on local news last night shows Bush ahead by 4% here in Clark County (Las Vegas), NV, and even farther ahead in rural Nevada. People here rightly see Kerry as a stuffy, pompous, condescending, flip flopping pseudo-aristocrat who's proposed liberal "free goodies for everyone and the rich will pay for it" policies would spell disaster for the economy.

The Dems blew it when they chose him as their candidate and he's going to get his ass handed to him come November. Get used to it, girlie...