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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ChinuSFO who wrote (2555)	8/24/2004 3:28:55 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

Swift Boat Truth Leaves on Slow Boat to China 08/21/04 SHANGHAI, China The Truth about John Kerry's service commanding a swift boat in Vietnam's Mekong Delta has left the United States, preferring to spend the campaign season aboard a slow boat to China. "I've had it," the Truth sighed. "No one--and I do mean NO ONE--is telling it straight. I've never felt so violated, even in Washington. "It's lie after lie, and when they're not outright lying, it's spin, spin, spin. Innuendo and exaggeration. Half-truths and red herrings. Accusations and character assassination. This campaign makes professional wrestling look like pure Aristotelian logic." The swift boat Truth's future plans remain uncertain, as it is highly unlikely that it would ever be allowed to enter China. Reached via short-wave radio by our RealStupid maritime reporter, it hinted at a return to the Mekong Delta itself. "A little fishin'. A little swimmin'. Some barbecued dog. Who knows where I'll wind up. "But one thing's for sure. "I'll be ten thousand miles from the American presidential campaign." ©2004 RealStupidNews.com