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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (609758)	8/24/2004 4:43:23 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 769670

Mystery man blames Kerry for Bush Fiasco By our woman with her finger on the belly button of America, Brianna Banks Crawford, Texas — Eyewitnesses have described a scene of shocking devastation after a suicide bomber struck outside the Presidential Ranch in Crawford,Texas, killing scores of people in dark suits wearing sunglasses — and possibly a short, shifty-looking bloke seen urinating behind a tree, identified only by the sobriquet of 'Dick'. "I was taking pictures of the ranch when this fat guy ran past me towards the secret service men barbecuing a couple of Iraqis in the back yard. Next minute there was an almighty bang and the ranch just exploded," a shaken Brad Buttweiler (57) told Utterpants. "I tried to force the other agents back, but they wouldn't listen," he added tearfully. "The bomber just threw a parcel over the fence and it blew up in their midst." Fortunately, the President was attending a meeting of the National Rifle Association in Duluth, Minnesota, at the time, where he was due to outline his new policy on reducing the number of Saudi bankers shot each year in mistake for Iraqi terrorists. A badly wounded man, his clothes burnt and torn, was seen sitting on the fence shortly afterwards muttering 'John will kill me for blowing this job.' When asked who he was referring to, the unidentified man is alleged to have shouted: "I made the friggin' film he wanted and even won at Cannes, but that wasn't enough for him, the double-dealing sonofabitch! How was I to know the slippery bastard would be five hundred miles away harranguing a bunch of trigger-happy rednecks instead of smoking pot in his den like he usually does at weekends? That dumbass democrat needs to get some better friggin' intelligence!" © 2004 utterpants.co.uk

To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (609758)	8/24/2004 6:37:10 PM
From: CYBERKEN	Respond to of 769670

With the anti-American media squealing "AW, FERGIT about it.", and sidewalk slugs like Eleanor Clift telling veterans to "Get over it" (i.e., Drop DEAD), the Swiftboat Vets have proved a necessary element for reminding people that "supporting the troops" is NOT something "both sides stand shoulder to shoulder" and do. We have a domestic enemy dominating one of our two major parties, and the slimy traitor, John Kerry, has spent his career on board with it...