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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: bentway who wrote (2738)8/25/2004 11:33:49 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 27181
 
VIRUS ALERT! Microsoft just released an URGENT message re: a new virus.

It has been named the dncjohnkerryforpresidentvirus and is extremely virulent.

Thanks to Jake Straw for bringing this to our attention.


If it gets into your machine, it makes the floppy drive reverse itself every second or so. This contamination converts the floppy drive into a flipfloppy drive which can cause untold problems when you are trying to come to a conclusion.

Suggested antidote: Make sure that your Norton antivirus is programmed to automatically elimate all correspondence with the words johnkerryforpresident anywhere in the contents. This will insure tht you are innoculated from this dreadful virus. Although the dncjohnkerryforpresidentvirus attacks all computers regardless of location, it seems particularly aimed at computers located in the Bible Belt and the Midwestern states. Most of the computers on the East and West coasts appear to be already infected. The computer owners in the Northeast and those Western states bordering the Pacific Ocean are, unfortunately out of luck since their machines have been exposed so long to the virus that they are now beyond repair. Owners of computers in these areas must simply abandon their machines and sue the Democratic National Committee for replacement funds.



To: bentway who wrote (2738)8/25/2004 3:57:30 PM
From: Ann Corrigan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 27181
 
NO RALLY SIGNATURE REQUIRED:Kerry supporters LIE just like him. Well, for wks the yapping liberals have been charging that anyone who attended a Bush or Cheney rally has to sign a document that pledges loyalty to Pres Bush. As usual, the liberals were emulating their leader John Kerry. First hand report from my dearest friend says there was tight security at the rally & a handful of protesters. VP Cheney was only few min off schedule & spoke for a reasonable amount of time...not too long or short. He may lack charisma but the substance of his speech reflects what the USA needs. Cheney remarked that he & wife are celebrating 40th Anniversary. Someone in audience yelled "how about 40 more yrs?"...Cheney responded he will only commit to 4 more yrs.
My friend did NOT have to sign ANYTHING. Liberals lie just like their candidate John Kerry.