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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: American Spirit who wrote (3624)	8/27/2004 7:21:05 PM
From: Patricia Trinchero	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27181

Barnes got Bush into National Guard: Barnes on patriotism: 69.59.167.160 Barnes on National Guard (excerpt): 69.59.167.160

To: American Spirit who wrote (3624)	8/27/2004 7:24:44 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

Colonel Accused of Finger-Lickin' Torture 07/20/04 MOOREFIELD, West Virginia Workers at a chicken processing plant that supplies meat to Kentucky Fried Chicken have been secretly videotaped abusing the helpless birds, prompting outrage from People for the Ethical Treatment of Chicken Plant Workers (PETCPW.) "How'd you like some smelly dope-smokin' bird lover sneakin' 'round yer place a-takin' pitchers?" asked Jimmie "James" Haggard, PETCPW's Director o' Public Ree-lations. "What kinda country is this when chicken plant workers can't enjoy a live poultry pinata, or a little game o' dodge-chicken, without some bed-wettin' sissies invadin' their privacy?" Equally outraged are animal rights activists worldwide. "The treatment of those chickens was horrific," moaned an emotionally devastated spokesperson for the World Animal Rights Project (WARP). "The chickens were tied in painful positions for hours. They were beaten, kicked, and sexually harassed. Some were forced to stand on boxes wearing hoods and holding wires. Others had to stick their fingers up their rectums and then lick them. "And some were dragged around the floor using dog leashes. Dog leashes--do you know how humiliating that is to a chicken?" Kentucky Fried Chicken declined comment, though one executive who insisted on anonymity did note that "Iraqi chickens were treated far worse under Saddam Hussein." Mr. Hussein denies abusing chickens and claims that "Colonel Sanders is the real criminal." ©2004 RealStupidNews.com