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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Richnorth who wrote (5496)	8/31/2004 6:26:14 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

Margie Mason is a script writer for Michael Moore. She is chiefly responsible for Moore's next blockbuster movie tentatively titled as: CHRISTMAS IN CAMBODIA: SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE, featuring the Commander-in-Chief of the Viet Cong Sampan Fleet, none other than John forchristsake Kerry. Note: this film is currently in production. Kerry will arrive on the scene soon as a means of recovering from his disastrous encounter with the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth during his late and lamented run for the White House, a run that he abandoned just as the Republican Convention was drawing to an end. Kerry said: "I talked with Michael Moore, Just after his first foray onto the floor of the Republican National Convention. He confessed to me, given the reception that he received from the little old ladies brandishing bandaids as weapons, that he had no intention of going back. He added that he was unceremoniously denigrated by none other than John McCain, and on national television." "I commisserted with Michael" Kerry added. "I know your pain," I told Michael. "We are both being maligned and mistreated by an uncouth crowd who have no respect for our heroism and bravery above and beyond the call of duty. Tell you what, Michael. We are wasting our time with these jackasses. Why don't we just blow this cheap and shoddy and obviously rigged election and get our asses back to Vietnam. There, we can make another movie that will knock the socks off those dumb Republicans and fellow travelers. We have more important fish to fry than spending our energy trying to pry the truth into small minds full of contempt." Kerry added: "And to think! I almost talked McCain into joining the Democratic ticket as my Vice-President. I can't believe that I was ever that dumb." Moore and Kerry are expected back in Vietnam as soon as they can complete funding for their new joint venture. Teresa has withdrawn her support because of her disenchantment with both Moore and Kerry during the brief and now abandoned campaign. Kerry announced that George Soros planned to commit several million dollars to the new film venture, money refunded to him by MoveOn.org and now available because their last television ads in support of Kerry's candidacy can now be cancelled. This is a developing story. (courtesy of ChinuSFO of The John Kerry for President Thread