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To: Carolyn who wrote (32197)	9/1/2004 4:47:10 PM
From: cmgibubba	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

My goodness!!! that joke was borderline pornography and offensive to many.

To: Carolyn who wrote (32197)	9/1/2004 5:38:07 PM
From: Ish	Respond to of 62549

A cowboy was sitting at a bar when a woman sat down next to him. She asks "are you a real cowboy". He says "I get up and saddle my horse, ride fences and herd cattle all day, I guess I'm a cowboy, what are you?". She says "I'm a lesbian, I wake up thinking about having sex with women, think about it all day and even when I go to bed". She leaves and a guy sits down and asks "are you a real cowboy". Cowboy answers "I thought I was but now I know I'm a lesbian".

To: Carolyn who wrote (32197)	9/29/2004 1:58:41 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 62549

Post 'em here, Carolyn. You won't get any crap. Subject 55065 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*** your brains out, and suck your t&ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."