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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (6994)	9/3/2004 2:15:18 PM
From: Zakrosian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27181

My score: Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10 Same score I got - you also think the training wheels comment was funny?

To: Jagfan who wrote (6994)	9/3/2004 2:21:28 PM
From: MichaelSkyy	Respond to of 27181

The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz 10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to John Kerry Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

To: Jagfan who wrote (6994)	9/3/2004 2:39:34 PM
From: longnshort	Respond to of 27181

I got a 0(ZERO) on a scale of 1 to 10 Political Humor The John Kerry Loyalty Quiz 10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to John Kerry Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

To: Jagfan who wrote (6994)	9/3/2004 3:16:35 PM
From: Ann Corrigan	Respond to of 27181

My score was 1 as well & I tried to be kind.<g> My fav jokes: "You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." --Jay Leno "Last night the Secret Service tackled a man that was screaming profanity and running towards Dick Cheney. Afterwards the Secret Service said they never realized Michael Moore could move so fast." --Conan O'Brien "The latest issue of GQ magazine, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry is going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn't it be in Fortune or Money magazine?" --Jay Leno "The new polls show that Bush is ahead. But people say Kerry still has a chance as long as the press doesn't turn up any more embarrassing medals." --Bill Maher "John Kerry says he has a plaque on his desk that reads 'The Buck Stops Here' and his wife has a plaque that says 'The Other 2 Billion Stops Here.'" --Craig Kilborn "Yesterday the men's soccer team from Iraq lost in the semi-finals to Paraguay. There dream of winning gold is over, but on the bright side, they get to keep their hands." --Jimmy Kimmel "It turns out that New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey has not submitted his resignation. However he did submit some wonderful decorating ideas for the Governor's mansion." --David Letterman "The road to the White House turned muddy over the weekend as the Kerry campaign charged that the president is behind negative ads that attack Kerry's record in Vietnam. To be fair President Bush did criticize the ads saying they were too short." --Craig Kilborn "The Bush campaign has denied involvement in the Swift Boat ad saying that the president has spent his entire life avoiding anything having to do with Vietnam." --Craig Kilborn "Kerry said the ads hurt him deeply and emotionally then asked, 'Does that make me eligible for any kind of medal?'" --Craig Kilborn "Joe Piscopo announced he's running for governor. And all of New Jersey is asking, can we just keep the gay guy?" --Craig Kilborn "Apparently he was having an affair with a homosexual Israeli poet, who he appointed the state's homeland security adviser. Which partially explains why New Jersey's terror alert colors were parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme." --Bill Maher, on New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey "Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. He said that John Kerry 'lacks deeply held convictions.' Today Kerry shot back, he said, 'That's not completely true.'" --Jay Leno "Let's see what's going on with the Democrats, John and Teresa. Or as they're now called, 'Cash and Kerry.' According to the Drudge Report, John Kerry and his wife had a huge argument after a campaign rally in Arizona and had to sleep in separate hotel rooms. So apparently they're going after the Clinton vote." --Jay Leno "For the first time, John Kerry has criticized President Bush's reaction on 9/11. John Kerry said if he were reading to children at that moment, he would have told them he had something important to attend to. Let me tell you something — if John Kerry was reading to children, first he would have to wake them up. 'Kids, I gotta go now. Kids?! Kids?!'" --Jay Leno "Over the weekend, President Bush — who got into Yale after his father and grandfather went there — talked about the evils of alumni getting preferential treatment. He said he had to knock on a lot of doors to be successful. This is the kind of thing that drives the Kerry people nuts. While President Bush inherited his money, Kerry earned his the old fashioned way: He married it!" --Jay Leno "John Kerry embarked on an 1,800 mile train trip through several key battleground states. 1,800 miles on a train — that is the longest Kerry has even gone without changing direction." —Jay Leno "A controversial new book claims that John Kerry laughed while burning enemy villages and slaughtering animals. I don't buy it — Kerry laughing?" —Craig Kilborn "On the campaign trail, people are coming up to Teresa Kerry and telling her to keep speaking her mind. Not surprisingly, they all work for the Bush campaign" —Conan O'Brien "A crowd in Iowa gathered around John Kerry in a corn field for 1/2 an hour before they realized it was a scarecrow." —David Letterman