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To: redfish who wrote (55881)	9/14/2004 1:47:53 PM
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To: redfish who wrote (55881)	9/14/2004 3:00:43 PM
From: stockman_scott	Respond to of 89467

Comedians on the political campaign __________________________________ The Associated Press Tuesday, September 14, 2004 Comedian commentary on the campaign: "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "There are now a lot of questions about the authenticity of these memos shown on '60 Minutes' about President Bush and his service in the National Guard. Let me tell you something, if there's one thing you don't want to see, it's a president who really didn't win the election being brought down by phony documents." "Meanwhile the White House is scrambling to bolster President Bush's image. They're saying that it's true Bush did not go to Vietnam, but he did attend an early screening of 'Apocalypse Now'!" "John Kerry unveiled his newest campaign slogan: 'A mind is a terrible thing to make up."' "One thing about Kerry -- Kerry just can't seem to shake his rich guy image. Like today he challenged President Bush to three debates and a yacht race!" "The candidates are arguing about the exact format of the presidential debates. Kerry wants to stand behind a podium and Bush wants to stand behind Dick Cheney." "The nationwide ban on assault weapons is scheduled to expire at midnight tonight. ... John Kerry criticized President Bush for not fighting to renew the ban. Well, you can understand why President Bush doesn't want to renew the ban on assault weapons. These are the first weapons of mass destruction he's actually been able to find!" "You know I'm not sure if our homeland security has improved that much. Like today the CIA called the state of Florida and said, 'There might be a hurricane heading your way."' sfgate.com