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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Carragher who wrote (11011)	9/20/2004 9:16:09 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Respond to of 27181

AT LAST, JOHN KERRY EXPLAINS HOW HE REALLY GOT HIS MEDALS. John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" What do you mean? I'm fine," replied Kerry. "What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said Kerry, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great,really." "Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes." "One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!" Kerry replied: Well, you see, it's like this. It was my first day with the hook."