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To: Captain Jack who wrote (72012)9/20/2004 3:10:37 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 793913
 
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591

Subject: Airport Security Solution

Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women
we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
country would
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
Hijackings would
end and the airline industry would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything
myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton