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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (13003)	9/26/2004 11:45:13 PM
From: Captain Jack	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 27181

John Kerry in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat in a lake below. He shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degre! es, 49.09 minutes west longitude." Kerry rolled his eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am", replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered Kerry, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your info rmation, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the Kerry, "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You'! ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot ! air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."