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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Poet who wrote (52708)10/13/2004 8:37:38 PM
From: Wharf RatRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
Doing pretty good; worked my tail off last 2 weeks, so I slept most of the day away. Burned 'way too much daylight.

I'm planning on watching the werd-ball game and then hook up wif my kids at the pub; #1 turns 29 today.

Rat



To: Poet who wrote (52708)1/12/2005 2:11:43 PM
From: stockman_scottRead Replies (1) | Respond to of 81568
 
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.