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To: KLP who wrote (77676)	10/15/2004 4:53:11 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793838

Campaign Brown Shirts sprouting all over the country, affected by some kind of a contagion. Seems to especially attack those of the Democratic persuasion who appear to go into a kind of manic response when they confront a Bush/Chaney 2004 yard sign. Symptons of the disease are easily detected even though they occur during the dead of night when it is hard to see anything. First, the Bush/Cheney yard sign disappears. Another is put out. It, too, disappears. The home owner becomes indignant and sets a trap. He puts out a third sign. He then sits and waits into the night. Finally, he spots a figure in the darkness approaching his yard sign. Sure 'nuff. It is one of the Brown Shirts. However, this time around, just as hands are stretched toward the Bush/Cheney sign, flood lights go on capturing the event for posterity. Dan Rather, of CBS 60 minute fame, has another scoop. He and his intrepid news team have uncovered another nefarious plot. The sign stealing Brown Shirt is discovered to be none other than Karl Rove himself, wearing a brown shirt which he borrowed from George Bush's AWOL in Alabama days. Karl explained his action to Dan on the 60 MINUTE show as a brilliant effort conceived by the RNC to steal Bush/Cheney signs all across the country and then blame the thefts on the Democrats. This way, the RNC would garner national attention as having become victims of a NAZI LIKE attempt on the part of Democrats to affect the outcome of the election by keeping the Bush/Cheney campaign in the dark. Karl also admitted that he was the author of the fake National Guard letter that sucked Dan Rather into a previous 60 minute fiasco which proved to be highly embarrasing to the Internationally famous CBS reporter. Rather told Rove during his 60 MINUTE broadcast that he was willing to forgive and forget, now that Rove had so willingly participated in staging the sign stealing event captured by his intrepid film crew.