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Politics : John Kerry for President? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: American Spirit who wrote (2243)10/15/2004 12:03:23 PM
From: Oeconomicus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3515
 
"Cheney was sincere."

Yes, unlike Edwards and Kerry who were taking a cheap political shot.



To: American Spirit who wrote (2243)10/15/2004 12:04:51 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3515
 
I HAVE A PLAN

By John Kerry




I’m the Man with a Plan, you know who I am….

Won three Purple Hearts then came home from Vietnam.



I accused our soldiers of committing war crimes.

Slandered them all for no reason nor rhyme.
except to get elected)



I have a Plan for this and a plan for that.

I even have a Plan to win the peace in Iraq.
See Bush-Cheney.com for details)



I have a sure Plan to catch Osama Bin Laden.

I’ll be sure to announce it right after he's Been Gotten.



I have a Plan to save your Social Security.

Can't reveal it now because it's shrouded in obscurity.



I have a Plan to make health care available for all.
(Get your wallet out)

John Edwards has a Plan in case you slip and fall.
(Sue)



I also have a Plan to roll back your tax.

It's a very good Plan but don't ask me for facts.



I have a Plan to tax the filthy rich.

But Teresa's exempt--isn't there always a hitch?



I have a Plan to reduce the huge deficit.

I’ll sell Teresa's five houses--they're just too expensive.



I have a secret Plan to win the Black vote…

Tell 'em what they want to hear, that ain't no joke.



Got to change my complexion and win the election.

Better to win at all costs than face bitter rejection.



Death tax, and gas tax, consider it done.

I have a tax for everything under the sun.



I voted against funding for Intelligence, not a wise thing to do.

I voted for the war and I voted against it too.



I do have a Plan, scout's honor I do.

I’ll post it on my web site, so you’ll know what's new.
(right after the election)