To: 10K a day who wrote (295865 ) 10/29/2004 8:01:47 AM From: Hubert Few Respond to of 436258 Yo....Impristinimus. Long time no meld, what the fuck is good or bad in your corner of caveland? I have a new career, I'm an artist/sculptor! My preferred media is bat guano... I have some interesting statues loaded up in the microbus, heading off to the flea market today. Many people have inquired into the bonding agent I use to hold it all together....for some reason when I tell them "just more bat shit" they don't believe me! I guess people have never really had sufficient exposure to bat shit to ask intelligent questions on the subject. I have one "work in progress" that is coming along nicely, it's a life size rendering of Sonny Bono...I call it "Bono in Guano". I had considered exploiting the commercial potential in this year's presidential election....thought about doing a likeness of John Kerry....then I decided the bats might take offense. I guess you could say I am an avid Bush supporter, by default, Actually I figure a comatose Baboon would be the most likely to effect a positive change in government, but John Lewis didn't make the ticket this year. Besides, he keeps waking up and making all sorts of semi-coherent statements that *almost* sound like english...I have him pegged for an early revision "droid" A comatose baboon for president kind of makes sense given that my view of the perfect government is one that uses ALL of my tax dollars for maintaining the military and keeping the interstate highways paved...beyond that, everything they touch turns to shit and should be privatized. Anyway, ball in your corner dude, see ya around, same bat universe same bat droppings. BTW, you ever see a movie called "waking life"? I hope the terrorists don't find out about this shit. People drifting around at will influencing destiny through "lucid dreaming". It works ya know, ( I knew *you* of all people would!) give me your coordinates and I'll pay you a visit sometime. As a good host I should expect an unopened bottle of decent Islay single malt and a clean mason jar from which to savor the bouquet, quart size is ideal. You know why more people (even Irish) drink Scotch than Irish whisky? Cuz Irish whisky tastes like lighter fluid run through a moldy sock, that's why! How I know what lighter fluid run through a moldy sock tastes like doesn't bear going into at the present time...another day. I digress...