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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SiouxPal who wrote (19837)	10/18/2004 9:32:36 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 27181

A couple of little jokes for you:- I Don't Want to go to Iraq Nun's Story........." An army service deserter was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied "He went that way!" After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said " I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!" ============================================================= Brains A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet.