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Politics : John Kerry for President? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2441)	10/19/2004 10:22:19 AM
From: Oeconomicus	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3515

I think you're onto something. Might explain all the paperwork confusion over Kerry's discharge from the Navy, as well as his being AWOL from the Senate for much of his 20 years there. He was never actually discharged, you see. He's been a super-top-secret Navy SEAL special counter-intelligence superhero w/ "V" for Valor ever since that fateful Christmas in Cambodia. In fact, he led a team that infiltrated Osama's cave complex through a ventilation shaft and was only a few yards away from him when Sidney (played by Jennifer Garner, who is not a lesbian, but her father is proud of her anyway) heard the "abort" call from Bush himself (in spite of his campaign promises to end late-mission abortion) over her nano-tech communications implant and literally dragged Kerry away from his target. ;-)

To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2441)	10/19/2004 4:48:15 PM
From: MulhollandDrive	Respond to of 3515

Then, on Bush's orders (so he could subvert the Election), a Secret Service agent got in the way of Kerry's $8000 special tracking bicycle --- no wait, that bicycle probably belongs to "the family", not Kerry. One fall led to another, and then OBL got away. the SS agent shouldn't have been able to derail kerry from his mission...don't forget in his brilliance and forward thinking, he providently maintained possession of that oh so special, secret, somewhat mildewy, CIA good luck hat he wore during the secret cambodia missions..... just wait... the october surprise it's coming... :)