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To: JBTFD who wrote (648174)10/19/2004 5:55:26 PM
From: jim-thompson  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions.

I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every
law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a
fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the
event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:

I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an
early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the
attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the
U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam
vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in
Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.
Or did I? My book "Vietnam
Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about
the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to
Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been
there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich
women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam
(four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to
support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our
country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am
against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal
piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise
taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he
will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth
in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the
other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam
(four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL
I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a
Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying
Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.



To: JBTFD who wrote (648174)10/19/2004 6:00:25 PM
From: Kenneth V. McNutt  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Devious attempt to make a not abnormal condition appear disastrous.

Tsk. Tsk.

KM