To: S. maltophilia who wrote (13898 ) 10/22/2004 11:25:56 PM From: mishedlo Respond to of 116555 From the Daily Reckoning *** What, me worry?... the eternal sunshine of Greenspan's mind... *** An unstable foundation for homeowners... economy sinking into slow slump... *** Lying for the "greater good"... we've got friends in low places... and more! --------------------- The "maestro" is as serene as a dead man. It seems nothing can hurt the Fed chairman now. Not the falling dollar, slipping stocks, the rising price of oil, consumer debt or the housing bubble. On every point, he has reassured the nation: Nothing to worry about, he says. All these problems are no more trouble than flies on a corpse: They may be an unsightly nuisance, but they will do the man no harm. Oil closed over $54 yesterday. As a result, a report in yesterday's press tells us that the average Michigan household will pay between $106 and $253 in extra heating costs this winter. Nationwide, heating is expected to rise 29% from last winter. Where will they get the money? We don't know. From the same place they get the money to pay higher transportation costs, we guess. Readers will recall also that Dallas Fed president Robert McTeer urged consumers to buy big SUVs. Now, the poor lumpen drive around in gas hogs as the price per gallon rises toward $2. Nothing to worry about, says Mr. Greenspan, the best-known public servant since Pontius Pilate. While the cost of heat and locomotion has risen, so has the cost of the roof over your head. Across the country, the average hovel has gone up some 40% since Greenspan began cutting interest rates to ultra-low levels. In many places, notably the two coasts, prices are up 60-70%. The Fed chief sees nothing to worry about there... nor in the huge run-up in consumer debt that went along with it. He sees the chicken, but takes no notice of the egg that produced it. Mortgage debt... and consumer debt generally... may be at the highest levels ever recorded, but don't worry, says Mr. Greenspan, it is all supported by higher house prices! "It would take a large, and historically most unusual, fall in home prices to wipe out a significant part of home equity," says the world's leading central banker. And we love this: "Improvements in lending practices driven by information technology have enabled lenders to reach out to households with previously unrecognized borrowing capacities." Translation: Subprime borrowers can now get all the credit they want. Alan Greenspan still has a pulse. He still can make the needle move on a brain scan. But we have to wonder what really goes on in that noggin of his. Houses did not suddenly become more valuable in the last four years, giving householders a new well of money from which to draw whenever their thirst for gadgets needed quenching. Instead, house prices rose - thanks to the credit boom set in motion by the selfsame insouciant Fed chairman. "Short of a significant fall in overall household income or in home prices," he continued, "debt servicing is unlikely to become destabilizing." But that is, of course, the question. Or part of it. A drop in house prices would bring an immediate recession. A rise in interest rates would have the same effect. And even if house prices were to stabilize, there would be trouble. What would homeowners take out if they couldn't take out equity? Pizza?