To: American Spirit who wrote (22632 ) 10/28/2004 1:08:14 AM From: jim-thompson Respond to of 27181 I wonder if the john kerry bag lady has ordered a copy of this book? Did Kerry Become "Michael" in a Hot Steamy Romance Novel? August 26, 2004 - An ode to "Michael" from his entwined spiritual lover "Katherine"-- As our spirits melded together upon that fateful Earth Day in 1990, my burning bosom ached and my hot flesh began to yearn into climatically, but unquenchable desire. Especially when you said in French-- with your right eye brow debonairly raised and that ornery, bemused look-- "I served in Viet Nam"…wanna see my big bulging purple hearts you little liberal pot smokin' honey? Whew wee "Michael" you've got a hot past buddy. No wonder you can't make up your mind on the issues, with hot little gal's await'n for you at Earth Day festivals. Reportedly John Kerry had a fan site, run by a self-proclaiming former lover-- romance novelist and liberal environmental activist-- Lee Roystone, or "Katherine," her code name during their supposed tryst so no one would know whom "Michael and Katherine" really were. The devoted romance novelist, Roystone, had a website dedicated to their past time together, but just recently it became disabled. It would seem Google hasn’t much to say about the cache or any knowledge of who author Roystone is. A scam possibly to sell a cheap book? Can't say, but it sure was smattered with pictures of her darling "Michael" and several hate remarks for President George Bush. Is it Matt Drudge time? Allegedly, Roystone shared pictures of what she called her "John Kerry Scrapbook," along with intimate thoughts about the man she dated for twenty months. Sprinkled within her thoughts were captions such as, he is "a deep thinker and a good listener" and he "is not void in any area" (we won't ask what area). His "amazing brain," Roystone touts, has him being "worldly and well read-- so for Roystone this adds up to "We need him!" Isn't it ironic, in the last couple of months how many books and DVD's are coming out bashing President Bush and drooling over John Kerry? We can now add opportunist, Ms. Lee Roystone's, capitalist extraordinaire. A master at marketing her newest romance novel entitled-- "Hedge Fund Mistress." (A book about a woman who once had a romantic relationship with an U. S. Senator and the lasting impact it had on her life.) Evidently "Michael" you had a lasting impact on "Katherine" you've made it into a romance novel. You little macho, suave, French speaking man you. Katherine, how do you say?…Michael you're one passionne' Francais a parlant caresser, so you should be-- le Dictateur. By the way who was the guy on the front cover of the "Hedge Fund Mistress?" He didn't look like John Kerry, his eyebrows weren't plucked, and there were no tell tale signs of Botox or Clairol number 5. I think I'll make sure Bill Clinton gets a copy of "Hedge Fund Mistress," he'd probably enjoy reading it, with a fine Havana cigar.therant.us