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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Mark Konrad who wrote (655305)11/2/2004 7:27:29 AM
From: Tom Clarke  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Kerry Rallies His Base of Kerry Haters!
Lukewarm, hostile supporters plan for big turnout
Outpouring of ennui and fatalism.

Election eve teeth-gritting, nose-holding, morale-fabricating events in D.C. and New York to steel staunch KH4Kers for the coming four years.

FIND OTHER KH4Kers with print-out lapel tags!

# Meet fellow Kerry supporters who are just as unenthusiastic as you are!

# Compare stories about how terminally lame your candidate is!

# Figure out how you will try to avoid listening to him until 2008.

# Pretend to work up a semblance of enthusiasm to do what all KH4Kers know they must do on November 2.

OVER HERE! Download n' print the poster for your table!

Suggested meet 'n greet lines:

-- Do you hate both of them, or just Kerry?

-- Do you think he's a flip-flopper, or more of a straddler?

-- Maybe he's just deep, you know. I have friends like that.

-- My favorite Kerry Iraq position is #17. What's yours?

-- He showed you his old Vietnam movies too? That's so weird!

-- Is that a provisional ballot in your pocket or are you just thinking of Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter?

-- Are you Wonkette?

-- Is that Wonkette over there?
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