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To: unclewest who wrote (83574)	11/3/2004 10:29:50 AM
From: Hoa Hao	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793964

I understand the Ohio legislature is in emergency session to consider adopting the following measure: Ohio Hunting Season and Bag Limits on Attorneys: Any person harvesting attorneys must have a valid Ohio hunting license. Attorneys may be taken with traps, but currency may not be used as bait. Attorneys may not be hunted with a motorized vehicle. If one is accidentally struck, move the carcass to the side of the road and proceed immediately to a car wash. It is unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance" or "free scotch" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW or Mercedes dealerships. If is unlawful to disguise yourself as a drug dealer, reporter, female law clerk, whiplash victim, chiropractor, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. Special note: There is no season, no limit on John Kerry's attorneys.