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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: J_F_Shepard who wrote (659281)	11/10/2004 1:44:36 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

After Election Cruise Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines!!! Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES: Afghanistan Cruise We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that p! romise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach,Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any. Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator. If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!

To: J_F_Shepard who wrote (659281)	11/10/2004 11:29:37 PM
From: CYBERKEN	Respond to of 769670

We are, however, sometimes reminded of the DRIVEL we have been spared from time to time. As we listen to all those PHONY diplomatic "niceties" about the slimy murderer of the Levant we can thank God, not only that he's DEAD, but that Adolf Hitler lost WWII so fast-thus avoiding dying of old age, and us having to listen to the media and the "world leaders" strain to say something NICE about him just because he had died. Let's see them, for once, call a spade a spade, and hold a giant CELEBRATION over Arafat's remains...