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To: Selectric II who wrote (21494)11/20/2004 5:48:43 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Dear Dad,

Thank you so much for providing us with an endless fountain of cool water. We especially love the way our slurps are magnified by the clever way you have designed the fountain.

We love the elevated dish where you keep our crunchy food. It's so much easier than bending down to the old dish on the floor. Our favorite picnic is to grab a mouthful and dribble chunks across the livingroom carpet, so we can eat it more leisurely on the way back for more.

That big box with the food in it is great too. When ever you open it, we love to stick our noses in and see what you have in there. It's also a great place to lay down in front of. So warm, like there's a special fireplace hidden behind it.

But, uh, could you provide a little pull rope like you did for the screen door, so we can get in the food box without bothering you? I'm sure you would love us to be more self-sufficient.

It's so great to have a nice green lawn as our bathroom. Sorry about the brown spots.

Would you please get a kitty with a litter box. Our buddy Rouff down the street says he finds yummy snacks in his kitty's litter box.

Love, Daisy and Annie



To: Selectric II who wrote (21494)11/21/2004 6:28:00 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Respond to of 90947
 
Selectric II, "5.Dogs vs kids. Dogs eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the pups."

ROFLOLSTDTD!! I can add nothing to this. - Holly