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To: Terry Maloney who wrote (298301)	11/22/2004 7:43:02 PM
From: Lucretius	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

south park? lol

To: Terry Maloney who wrote (298301)	11/22/2004 9:57:17 PM
From: Michael Watkins	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 436258

NEWSFLASH (Ottawa) Driven by rising concerns that George W. Bush was ready to order an assault on Canada, the commander of Canada's armed forces ordered increased patrols along the country's entire border. Citizens of southern Manitoba reported sighting a division of armed Mad Cows marching along the border, led by newly commissioned Lt. General Parrish. Washington bureau chief and intrepid investigative reporter Chive Dip reports that tensions have been on the rise as U.S. President George W. Bush delivered a series of speeches this week calling upon the "evildoers, those mad-cow rustlin', twelve-sandwich-eatin' demented Liberals in Ottawa" to "stop repressing the citizenry of Alberta, who long for freedom above all". The President concluded his latest speech to the Organization Of Petroleum Plundering States (OOPS) with a stern ultimatum directed at Canada: "The CIA, acting on my orders following a careful conducted blind taste test, has identified Tim Hortons donuts and Molson Export beer as dangerous weapons which constitute a clear and present danger to the United States. Furthermore, we know that the alien and suspected terrorist Beldar, from the planet Remulak, is trying to obtain these weapons from Ottawa. Unless Ottawa agrees to immediately turn over all its Weapons of Mass Quantities within 24 hours, and cede all rights to all lands and resources north of the 49th parallel, Canada shall face the graviest of consequences, er, most seriousest, er, damn it all we'll nuke yah!".