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To: epicure who wrote (89710)11/26/2004 2:31:57 PM
From: Alan Smithee  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
What are your thoughts on this aspect of hunting?

They say: Hunting with zombies is cruel.

Rubbish. "Hunting by zombie pack is the most natural and humane way of controlling what remains of the human race." - statement supported by surviving members of the Royal College of Science.

"Naturally, people ask whether we were implying that hunting with zombies is cruel - The short answer to that question is no." - Lord Logan, chair. Emergency Quarantine Committee 2005.

This confirmed the findings of an earlier Government inquiry. Both inquiries found that death was almost instantaneous, as well as temporary. The inquiry also found that shotgun attacks by rival human looters, or death through prolonged starvation or illness - the main alternatives to zombie attack - are worse for human welfare.


On the issue of a ban:

They say: The majority of the public want a ban.

Rubbish. Only 3.6% of the public support a ban on hunting. The majority of the public are now dead or undead, and in favour of full urban reclamation.

They say: A ban will save human lives.

Rubbish. Lord Logan, chairman of the latest Government inquiry into urban reclamation reported that, "If hunting with zombies were subject to a ban, I have little doubt that at least an equivalent number of survivors would die by starvation, illness or looter attack." The welfare case for a zombie apocalypse is irrefutable.


kevan.org

(this site was one of the top-level hits in a Google Search for support for hunting [no quotation marks])