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To: SiouxPal who wrote (2181)11/29/2004 5:17:22 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 361013
 
Subject: Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
"The
way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
So... I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't
finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, a bag of Cheetoes
the
remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea
how
freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need
of
inner peace."

LIFE IS ABOUT CHOICES , YOUR HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON YOU!!!!



To: SiouxPal who wrote (2181)11/29/2004 8:45:03 PM
From: Patricia Trinchero  Respond to of 361013
 
> >
> >Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:
> >
> >1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
> >
> >2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
> >
> >3. Cash your social security check.
> >
> >4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
> >
> >5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
> >
> >6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
> >
> >7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
> >
> >8. Hoard gasoline.
> >
> >What happened to number 9?
> >
> >10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional
> >law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
> >11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it
now.
> >
> >12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
> >
> >13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
> >
> >14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
> >
> >15. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."
> >
> >16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
> >
> >17. Use the phrase -- "you can't do that -- this is America."
> >
> >18. If you're white -- marry a black person, if you're black -- marry a
> >white person.
> >
> >19. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-
> >jumper.
> >20. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
> >21. Start your school day without a prayer.
> >
> >22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
> >
> >23. Learn French.
> >
> >24. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
> >
> >25. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
> >
> >26. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
> >
> >27. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
> >
> >28. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
> >
> >29. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."
> >
> >30. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.